I love the Colbert Report!

Apollo 11 40th anniversary this week...

The perfect time to bring out this classic from The Onion: Man walks on the f****** Moon!

Many, many f-bombs, so don't click if you are easily offended...

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/26247

Funniest joke I've heard in a long time...

I found it at live journal.

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and
tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the
cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches
from a large plate glass window.

For a few minutes everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the cab driver and said he didn't
realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today
is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last
25 years."

*lol lol lol lol*

Thank God for The Onion!

Ford to re-introduce the Model T!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/ford_reintroduces_model_t_line

Obama the fly killer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfv2c0wTZg4&feature=rec-HM-r2

Funny thing is, PETA is having a hissy fit about it. *rolls eyes* It was a FLY, you morons.

Remember Badger Badger Badger?

Here's the Star Trek version:




Whoever came up with this one is an evil genius!

Blog neglect!

Sorry. Just haven't had a hell of a lot to laugh about lately. But I'm still finding great stuff- like this from funnyjunk.com:

Worst font choice ever!