The perfect time to bring out this classic from The Onion: Man walks on the f****** Moon!
Many, many f-bombs, so don't click if you are easily offended...
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/26247
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Funniest joke I've heard in a long time...
I found it at live journal.
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and
tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the
cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches
from a large plate glass window.
For a few minutes everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the cab driver and said he didn't
realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today
is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last
25 years."
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and
tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the
cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches
from a large plate glass window.
For a few minutes everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the cab driver and said he didn't
realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today
is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last
25 years."
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